
And she can't climb on Papa Elephant's chair because it's much much too big.

But when she gets in the house she can't climb up on Baby Elephant's chair because it's much too big. She decides to break into the Elephants' house, eat the porridge, sit in the chairs, and sleep in the beds. I mean, what else would you call a story like "Goldilocks and the Three Elephants"? This girl walking through the woods smells Peanut Porridge Cooking. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales.

A revisionist storyteller provides his mad, hilarious versions of children's favorite tales in this unique and riotous collection.Ī long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment.
